Then, copy that formula down for the rest of your stocks. But, as I said, dividends can make a huge contribution to the returns received for a particular stock. Also, you can insert charts and diagrams to understand the distribution of your investment portfolio, and what makes up your overall returns. If you have data on one sheet in Excel that you would like to copy to a different sheet, you can select, copy, and paste the data into a new location. A good place to start would be the Nasdaq Dividend History page. You should keep in mind that certain categories of bonds offer high returns similar to stocks, but these bonds, known as high-yield or junk bonds, also carry higher risk.
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When on the society site, please use the credentials provided by that society. Loretta had a very promiscuous lifestyle and neither Barney nor James knows who his real father is until they are adults. She also tends to tell ridiculous lies to her sons to cover up bad news, such as saying Barney's father is Bob Barker. So that his mother would not worry about him, Barney hired actors to pretend to be his family; when he is forced to reveal the truth in " The Stinsons ", Loretta is not upset.
She returns in " Cleaning House ": the gang go to her home as she is planning to move. Though she had hidden the identities of James and Barney's fathers so that she could be both mother and father to them, she eventually discloses who both of their fathers are. Due to his habit of screaming at his employees, he is nicknamed "Artillery Arthur. Virginia is Ted's mother, married to Alfred for 30 years before they get divorced.
She marries Clint in " Home Wreckers ". Barney jokes on several occasions that he had sex with Virginia, although it is revealed in " Unpause " that they only shared a kiss. When she, Marshall and Marvin get kicked off a plane, they spend the first half of season 9 travelling together. Marshall gets to know Daphne through the journey; she has a daughter and is worried that she is not a good mother. Brad and Marshall begin to hang out after they both discover they are single, following breakups with their respective girlfriends, Kara and Lily.
The bromance between Brad and Marshall becomes increasingly awkward after they go to brunch and a musical together. Eventually, Brad gets back together with his girlfriend. He attends Marshall's bachelor party and wedding and gets punched in the face by Barney when he tries to kiss Robin, although he bears no hard feelings.
He appears in " The Stamp Tramp ", claiming to be in need of help but later revealing that he is the opposition lawyer in a big court case, putting Marshall's job at risk. His image appears in a flash forward in " Rally " when a news report shows him leading in exit polls over Marshall for New York State Supreme Court Judge in He is obsessed with boats, an interest that Zoey does not share.
Despite the Captain's frightening demeanor, such as the murderous look he has in his eyes, he proves to be generous, if rather strange; he is also seen to be somewhat shy because of the apparent age gap between him and most of Zoey's peers. While he comes to like Ted, Ted's fear of the Captain is exacerbated by the fact that Ted and Zoey are attracted to one another.
Zoey eventually divorces the Captain and leaves him for Ted. He reveals that he holds no hard feelings for Ted regarding his divorce with Zoey. During the gallery show, Lily's advice about artwork, while initially dismissed by the Captain, proves to be invaluable and the Captain ends up hiring Lily as his new art consultant in " The Ashtray ". He announces his intention to move to Rome for a year and asks for Lily and her family to accompany him; following a fight between Marshall and Lily, they do live in Italy for a year.
The Captain has three Olympic gold medals in fencing and ends up engaged to Becky. They originally met in a clothes shop and later came face-to-face in a bar called "Hopeless". Each had a crush on the other. Although Nick was supposed to be a recurring character in season 7, Michael Trucco could not return as he was playing Justin Patrick in the second season of Fairly Legal.
Instead, he began dating Robin in season 8. Nick is characterized as overly emotional and unintelligent, and in " Splitsville ", Robin begins to get annoyed by these traits Nick's groin injury prevents the two from having sex, so she begins to notice his personality more.
They break up in the same episode, after Barney makes an impassioned speech about being in love with Robin; although he tells her that he was lying, it is later revealed he was telling the truth. When the baby Robin turned out to be a girl, he raises her as a son, teaching her stereotypically male activities such as hunting. Robin Sr expresses his disappointment of his daughter over the years; he has very little contact with her, becoming married without telling her.
The two eventually reconcile. They broke up during their high-school prom after being in a relationship for a long time. Scooter appears over several seasons, during which he fails to win back Lily at her wedding, works as a waiter in a fine-dining restaurant and as a cafeteria server at her school. A flashback shows that Lily intimidated Scooter into hanging out with her during her days as a bully in Scooter eventually marries Lily's doppelganger, Jasmine the stripper.
Appears in 6 episodes from " Life Among the Gorillas " to " The End of the Aisle " Played by Taran Killam , Cobie Smulders' real life husband, Gary was Barney and Marshall's coworker until he quit, having snapped after being shouted at during a board meeting. In " The Chain of Screaming ", Barney claims his life went downhill after being fired and that he eventually died.
However, Blauman appears in later episodes; he inexplicably starts hanging out with Bilson when the two of them start working for Goliath National Bank. In " Gary Blauman ", it is revealed that he slept with Barney's brother James, in an affair leading to Tom and James nearly getting divorced. Appears in 6 episodes from " The Playbook " to " Doppelgangers " Played by Ben Koldyke , Don is Robin's boyfriend and co-anchor in season 5, despite Robin originally disliking him.
Robin decides to move into his apartment in " Twin Beds ". She is offered a job in Chicago but decides to stay for him. When offered the same job, Don accepts. In " Unfinished ", a drunken Robin is shown calling him, leaving death threats as she never got over their breakup. Appears in 5 episodes from " P. Clinically insane, she is a New York Police Department officer who stalks Ted for roughly a year and a half after he was featured in a magazine, Jeanette is described by the gang as "crazy" after she messes up Ted's apartment, destroys Barney's Playbook and throws Robin's locket off a bridge.
It is revealed in " Gary Blauman " that she ended up with Kevin the psychiatrist. Her hyperactivity and cheerfulness wins over the production staff, but Robin dislikes her as she fails to remain professional on camera. In " Canning Randy ", she does a commercial about boats, giving her the nickname "Boats Boats Boats".
She marries The Captain. He is the front desk clerk at the Farhampton Inn, who works there until at least When The Mother shows up at the inn in the middle of the night, he gives her a key to Robin's mother's empty room. Alfred is Ted's father, married to Virginia for 30 years before they get divorced.
He shares similar views on romance to Ted, being described as a "head-in-the-clouds romantic" by Virginia. Claudia and Stuart are about to get married when they make their first appearance. While Stuart is an easy-going, sensitive, and plain-looking man, Claudia is an attractive, blunt and somewhat high-strung woman; despite their differences, they have a good relationship. As their wedding approaches, Claudia becomes increasingly stressed and refuses to allow Ted to bring Robin as a last-minute date to the wedding.
Ted persuades Stuart, behind Claudia's back, to allow him to bring Robin. Claudia and Stuart argue over this and break up before the wedding, although Marshall manages to convince them to get back together. However, as the show progresses, it is shown that Stuart and Claudia have a toxic and unstable relationship.
The couple make minor recurring appearances afterward. Stuart attends Marshall's bachelor party in "Bachelor Party", where it is suggested he regrets marrying Claudia. He also briefly appears in " Intervention ". In "Baby Talk", he and Claudia are seen to have a daughter named Esther.
Stuart makes another appearance in " The Over-Correction ", where Ted blames him for failing to return Ted's red cowboy boots. In that episode it is also revealed that Stuart has been cheating on Claudia. Lily then sees a pretzel vendor and thinks he is the double; in reality, the vendor looks nothing like Barney but they begin to try to have children as Marshall claims it means that Lily is subconsciously ready to have kids.
He is a fertility doctor, making Lily uncomfortable as she is convinced he is Barney in disguise. Guest stars[ edit ] As themselves Maury Povich in " Subway Wars ": a recurring joke in the episode is that the gang see Maury Povich everywhere and he appears in many scenes that occur simultaneously.
He also hosts the fictional show Million Dollar Heads or Tails. Scenes were shot on November 12, Their appearance was described as "a decent surprise" by one critic;  another said their cameo "didn't make sense";  a third described it as "way random". One critic said his "second bit was not funny". This attracts the attention of the girl Barney was trying to pick up. His appearance on the show was first announced in December ; his episode aired in February Robin Pierson said Clinton's scene was "pure silliness" and Marshall's imaginings were "just a stupid excuse to give Clinton a part on the show".
Barney claims Bob Barker is his father, a lie told by his mother. Staci Krause said "Barney's emotional closing words to Bob Barker almost brought tears to [her] eyes". First appearing in the th episode of the show,  he is Barney's tailor and in season 9, goes to Farhampton during Barney's wedding weekend. Brian Zoromski said Gunn "seemed a little bit stilted in his delivery";  however, Hannigan said he was "more popular than Britney Spears " and that she "[wanted] him back in every episode".
I Love You ". In the former, a Christmas special,  he hosts the fictional game show Million Dollar Heads or Tails; it was announced Trebek would appear in the show on December 13 by TV Guide on November 17, I Love You" in an episode centered around " Robin Sparkles ". I Love You ", where he beats Barney easily in a fight, after Barney mistakenly thinks Robin had a crush on Thicke as a teenager.
I Love You "; it was announced these Canadian guest stars would appear in a Robin Sparkles -related episode on January 7, , roughly a month before the episode aired. Abby is Stella's receptionist. Very energetic and scatterbrained, she developed an obsessive crush on Ted while he was pursuing Stella. Barney ended up sleeping with her. It was announced Spears would appear on the show in March ;  most critics complimented her acting in "Ten Sessions",   with Segel noting that she improvised a few "really good" lines.
A girl who Ted meets at MacLaren's shortly after breaking up with Robin. After committing theft and trespassing in someone else's home, she takes an intoxicated Ted to get a tattoo, a butterfly on his lower back which his friends call a " tramp stamp ". She was described by IGN as "fantastic in her brief role";  Joel Keller of TV Squad originally said Moore "doesn't pull [her hard-ass role] off",  although later said that she was not too bad.
Anita has written a book about dating, encouraging women to "train" men and refrain from sex until they have had seventeen dates with a person; after being interviewed by Robin on the news, Robin hires her to seduce Barney. He appears in the first two episodes of the third season, " Wait for It " and " We're Not from Here ". She is Zoey van Smoot's cousin, the gullible character who Barney eventually sleeps with.
As Future Ted cannot recall her real name, she is referred to as "Honey". Perry's appearance was described as a "gimmick",  but still praised. She plays an old friend of Robin's from Canada. Glitter was her character's name on a Canadian TV show called "Space Teens" where she and Robin used math to complete missions in space. Ted is said to be "on the hook" for this girl: he is infatuated with her while she is just friends with him.
Brian Zoromski of The A. Club described her acting as "decent", especially for a "singer turned actor". She meets Ted on World of Warcraft and when she is introduced to the gang, they spend the night wondering whether she is crazy. Ted calls her "blah blah" upon recounting the story to his children in "How I Met Everyone Else", as he cannot remember the girl's name; this joke was called "ridiculously funny" by one critic. Buckminster Played by Jane Carr ; appears in " Nannies ".
She is a "delightful"  nanny but Marshall and Lily cannot afford her salary. Barney tries to pay, but Lily realises she feels uncomfortable leaving Marvin with a stranger. She is Barney's half-sister, whom Ted briefly dates. Ted is happy dating Cathy until his friends point out that she never stops talking. Once Ted realises this, it starts to annoy him and they eventually break up. She is a PhD candidate who dates Ted. Her roommate turns out to be The Mother.
Cindy turns out to be a lesbian and marries Casey. Cindy, who first appears in the show's th episode,  "is very important to the ultimate story" according to Bays. Ted meets this girl at a dance club, but never calls her. Several years later, he imagines her dropping by at MacLaren's, with two hypothetical future versions warning him that a relationship with her would end after she or Ted became sick of the other.
Tracy invited him to join her band, and he quickly began to take over it, culminating in him firing Tracy. Darren tries to ruin friendships between Ted and Barney, and Lily and Robin; one critic said "his shit-starting added an edge to everybody's dynamic. A friend from their college days, Daryl became obsessed with Lily and Marshall.
He runs a business selling Hacky Sacks whose success he attributes to his friendship with Lily and Marshall. After they tell him that they were not really friends, Daryl calmly accepts it although Lily and Marshall lose out on a cut of the business's profits as a gift. Max Nicholson said "Daryl's "Hackmigos" bit was a little bizarre, but funny. Although he appears in the background of several significant events in " The Fight ", he is not in the original scenes.
He originally wore an unconvincing toupee, with his decision to stop only making him more terrifying. He is Marshall's "workaholic boss"  and an "environmental pixie"  at the Natural Resources Defense Council. It was announced that Short would appear on the show playing Marshall's boss in June She is Robin's mother, but the gang know very little about her until she is finally seen in season 9. Nicholson described her scene in "Vesuvius" as "an appearance that fans have been waiting to see since the season began".
Druthers is a condescending architect who is Ted's boss at their architecture firm. Druthers designs a building in Spokane, Washington that, according to Ted and Lily, looks like an erect penis; their client accepts Ted's design instead.
Druthers is then forced to work under Ted but continues to undermine him. Druthers is fired by Ted at the instance of their boss whilst his life is otherwise going downhill. It was announced in that Cranston would return to the show. Janice is Lily's mother, who divorced Lily's father Mickey in She and Lily do not have a good relationship. Ted and Jen are set up on a blind date in and again in Jenkins Played by Amanda Peet ; appears in " Jenkins ". Jenkins is a lawyer at Goliath National Bank.
She kisses Marshall when drunk and is attacked by Lily when she finds out. Barney begins to wonder who his real father is after James meets his own biological father in " Cleaning House ". Though Barney refuses Loretta's initial offer to reveal his father, he discovers in " Natural History " that it is Jerome, although Barney was told as a child that Jerome was his uncle. Barney is disappointed that Jerome is a "lame suburban dad".
Jerome has a wife named Cheryl and two children: J. Jerome Junior and Carly. Marshall's friend from law school and Brad's old girlfriend. Karen Played by Laura Prepon ; appears in 3 episodes from " Sorry, Bro " to " Say Cheese ", as well as being mentioned in several others. Ted's first real girlfriend, Karen is depicted as highly sarcastic and snooty, which results in Marshall and Lily loathing her.
The feeling is mutual, as Karen also has a low opinion of Ted's friends. Karen enjoys berets, Bordeaux wine and Baudelaire's erotic poetry. While Ted is deeply in love with her, Karen cheats on him every time she wants to break up.
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